DURIAN (how to remove durian smell)

There are two seasons in Malaysia. (we have seasons?!)
         
        winter?summer?

No, Malaysia still isn't snowing , Malaysians are too hot for snow anyway =/ (NOT)
        
       ._. .. rainy season and.. sibeh hot season?

Malaysia is hot the WHOLE DANG YEAR LA. -_-
       
       then? O_O

Durian season and rambutan season lorh, like that also dunno :P

Yeshh, the long awaited durian season is finally here (muahahahhahaha) . Durians are like golden treasures tucked safely in a safe, for some...durians are like a stink bomb that causes the end of the world.( lol,dramatic much?)
    Personally I love durian, it's OSUUMMMMMM. But my sis doesn't, which makes it feel like a mission to clear off the durian smell ASAP before she starts complaining or puking.

 Guide to removing durian smell from breath and hands.
1. Breath-- other than the usual gargling and brushing teeth like madmen , the other solution is to fill the shell of the durian with water. And gargle using that. I don't know how the math works for this but it just..works.lol.

2.Hands-- Use the seed of the durian as a soap and rub it on your hand as you rinse you hand with water.

Take my heart.. GIVE ME DURIAN INSTEAD !!