merdeka !

 Today was the pre-national day celebration for our countries independence day in school. I know what you're thinking, BOOOOOOOOORING !!
   Thats why no one came to school today, even if they did , they skipped school and headed to a cafe nearby. Why? well lets just say we ,typical malaysian students can predict when the teacher is going to teach and when there aren't going to be any classes.
       Why on earth did i go to school then? I seriously have no idea.

 To start it off, this morning we sang the countries national anthem and other songs related. Halfway, i was standing in front of the assembly with everyone staring at me and a couple of other people waving the life size "JALUR GEMILANG" our countries flag. How the heck did i end up from singing songs at the back where i'm partially invisible to waving flags in front of the whole student body ? that , my friend is yet, a mystery to be solved xD
 
so anyways, yesterday, there was this event in the school hall where you can enter and team up with the disabled friends and make a card. My school is one of those schools with "special students" , and this week, was especially planned for them. What happened was during recess, i joined the event and teamed up with a friend i made named keith yong. I had no intention of winning the thing as the main aim was to interact and make friends with them. We made a pop out card and their teachers gave us homemade chocolates as a token of participating.

 first off, i had fun. Second, I'm a sucker for people who are unfortunate . Third, the chocolates were YUM! x)
 and another thing.. I CAN'T BELIEVE WE GOT SECOND FOR THE CARD MAKING CONTEST!!!!  :D  it's nothing much really, just a small achievement and content :P

  for malaysia, happy birthday malaysia :D i love my bumiputra ,indian,chinese and friends from any other race xD and if you are staying in Malaysia, consider yourself a friend of mine too xD *terms and conditions applied xP

we are gangster! (not me)

i wanna watch the movie when i get the chance, the song is pretty cool. Especially the malay and indian raps, the hokkien version also not bad too :D didn't expect for some thing like this from malaysia.PROUD. :D

3rd day

Highlight of the day, uhm.. Oh yeah, I met this Penang fella. He is my sister's friend's son, half mat salleh. His name is jefferey, half Belgium half Chinese.
A year older than me and damn smart in a know-it-all way.
So my sister kept talking bout him on our way to his house to fetch him so we can go out . Since he is mixed, I was expecting him to be ..i dunno.. All matsalleh looking I guess.. But when I saw him, I kinda relaxed. Chinese looking fella, but when he takes of his specs, you'd be surprised by the dark features and outlines.
So anyways, he is a scout,so we shared some stuff~ blah blah blah~
He kinda sorta talk alot.. I don't really mind but some stuff are more guy things resulting in me falling asleep unintentionally.When he got excited , he looks like a energized bunny charged and ready to rumble .LOL.
He was fun, in some ways.He taught me how to predict the weather and how to catch crabs at the beach. Hahah~ catching crabs are so fun.
Here's
The trick. You know those mini crabs you see running around the beach? Here's how u catch them.
1st.walk around and find a target.
2nd. Follow the fella!! Keep following.
3rd.wait for the fella to get tired,mostly around 10secs can d.
4th. Squat down and PRESTO! You know have yourself a crab at your mercy. Lol.

We never really did anything to the fella anyway~ just fooled around~
So we went out with his mom and my sis and bro in law for dinner. More blah blah blah~ went night market, he introduces this series called (DR.WHO) to me. Sounds nice,gonna watch it if..uh.. Hahah~ IF I remember~ according to him,it is the longest series in world record.It started when Tv had color if I'm not mistaken.
Enough bout today, went for Asam laksa again. And will go again xD hahahah~ awesome Penang food~

2nd day :D

This morning we (me and sis and a couple of her friends) went to a fruit farm. :D.awesome. Missed the sun rise though... Should've rushed from The toilet to check it out.My sis's place has a seaside view. Awesome right?

So yeah, the fruit farm wasn't what I expected. There was this goose named Wiwi , friggin smart ! When you use different volume of tones, it replies you in the exact tone. LOL.
Later on, there was this pond.fish pond to be exact, loads of fish ! When you go in, they start swirling around ur legs and then feed on your dead skins.Something like the fish spa, but natural :D And the goose came in and bath as well.the pond is covered in some sort of oil, but according to thrower of the farm, THE OIL CAME FROM THE GOOSE! Lol. Whoah.

Selamat hari raya :D

School holidays are a great time for Family outings and etc. Here in KLCC,due to boredom and my sister who is taking her own sweet time in the exhibition hall where the book fair is held, I'm writing this while sitting on the floor outside with all the other people waiting for their friends and families .
Tons of People walking around in front of me, mostly families. Parents dragging their sons and daughters along , moms with a bag full of magazine and cookbooks, kids with storybooks and dads, well,have their each and own collection of books based on their hobbies.Here comes my sis ,asking me to queue up for her.OH LORD... Such a damn loooong queue.
But I realized something while queuing , everyone was patient and queued up in an orderly manner.No cutting lines,no gibbering nonsense. Whoah. Seems like Malaysian Chinese has got some discipline in them too. Don't get me wrong, I'm not being racist. It's a Chinese book fair,so naturally all the "cinapek" Chinese fellas like me xP
Goes. anyways,
To be continued....

So yeah,I am now currently in a bus heading to Penang.lol. How FUN :D
I'm visiting my sister , and kinda running away from home and other stuff for a sec. I mean, I need a break too right ? xD.
I'm not taking a public bus though , The lim family sisters club didnt allow it. And so now, I'm in a 5 star double decker bus on the way to Penang. I got in the bus at 4, and now it's 9 and assdffggjjk .., I haven't reach yet. But the thing is, I SAW FIREWORKS!! Lots of them :D along the way to Penang. And here's a shout out to my Muslim friends!!

SELAMAT HARI RAYA!!

I kinda feel sad though, since I'll

Must NOT.

how troublesome..i ended up in this blog ..oh well.
gonna sleep...zzz....

.

must not stab someone for
-not closing the door after opening it.
-being dumb.
-being mad at you for no reason.
-being a moron.
-waking you up from your sleep.
-touching your phone.
-talking behind your back.
-underestimating you
-ignoring you.
-using bad grammar.
-being inconsiderate.
-being a MEANIE.
-saying you are weird.
-not listening to you.
-being an a**.
-bugging you.
     
  face it, people can be a nuisance and troublesome at times. But we are family no matter what race,gender and religion. hakunamatata xD no worries x) .oh yeah, my fav anime character from naruto. SHIKAMARU NARA :').

scars .

 when i say scars, i meant scars.Not this fella..

hi there :D *pedo!!!

 

I, myself have loads of scars .I mean it, from head to toe. Funny thing about scars though, is that they never seem to go away, sure, they fade but somehow its like its destined to be with you for a very very long time. Each scar has its own story, some are unknown, some are just ridiculous. 

  As a accident proned person, there was this one time when i was still just a kid, i went to my grandma's house with my parents. My grandma had chickens, real life clucking chickens running around scaring the crap out of the person in the morning. I wore red attires since the elder generations think its not appropriate to wear dark colors around them and some other prosperity beliefs. 

  So what has it got to do with the red attire? i seriously have no idea, Its just a guess. what happened was that my dad was feeding the chicken and i just stood there and stared. The chicken however, started charging after me and chasing me ,and the worst part is that it started pecking my leg...

ugh..stupid chicken that somehow turned into a bull...  Some years after, i asked my mom what happened to the chicken. She said some bangla workers ate it.. lol. 

  That incident didn't leave much of a scar compared to the time when i fell of a bike just last year.I looked like the phantom of the opera without his mask. I now have loads of scars because of that accident, half of my face was bleeding then.My limbs, of course were bleeding as well. The moment i reached the hospital, I was literally bleeding from head to toe. Funny thing was, i didn't feel a thing, all my senses became numb as i walked calmly over the counter and handed in my i.c to enter the emergency room. You should've seen the look on the doctors and nurses then.EPIC. Somehow i didn't need to wait for a number, MALAYSIA BOLEH. for the first time.
      
    I walked in and sat down as i waited for someone to treat me. I carefully looked around, everyone seemed to be so busy, and when they noticed me, their expressions were just priceless. My brother came in the emergency room to after he parked the car, whilst he was just entering, 2 male nurses pushed in the stretcher *forgot what its called* the thing u push patients in. My brother started panicking and thought i injured my head or something, i just told the nurses i was fine and no broken limbs or any big impact.To prove my point ,i started moving around like a robot , my brother started recovering from the shock i gave him earlier. The two nurses once again pushed the stretcher out in a "we got trolled" pace. 

     I got some scars here and there, truth to be told ,i got some pretty cool scars from this accident. I have one scar on my hand shaped like a quaver i.e music note. And some scars at the back of my leg that looks like a tiger scratch. meow? does that mean i'm destined to live my life in half a pace? since quaver meant half a beat. lol.

CHANGE.

  Throughout the years, I've changed a lot.duh, but yeah well, its just that after i transferred schools , I think i became a better person.Literally a much more better person, I've made great friends that influenced me to be a better person and exposed to the harshness of the rough world through the media.I'd still read the newspaper everyday after school and sleep whenever i'm in a car ,but i'd do more stuff that i'd never thought i would years back.
 
  After i changed school, i joined scouts again. I'm really glad i did, I also joined interact club which stands for international action club .Interact club is sort of a community service club, and yes.ITS FUN.
And look where it got me now...
    -working for king scouts.
              -future vice president of the interact club.
                        -and yeah, a koperasi member.*they give free food xD*
                                   -pure science student stuck in a class full of smart ass people.
  And many more,
          kept finding ways to improve , well not exactly.I only change or pick up a habit when my friend suggests it. But terms and conditions applied tho. I'm still the same old me, sleeps in class,talks a lot, accident proned and the only fella that hangs with the guys for fun. hahaha~ one more thing, i started picking up the racism thing,it's just hilarious since my friends are all open minded.Damn i love open minded people, so what's so fun about it?
   i could go yelling "woi bumiputra!! when r u gonna gimme back my book?"
and he'd go "allah,typical malay what~,lazy ."
indian friend joins the crowd, instantly changes to indian accent.
 :"deiiiiiii, vaat u want macha?"
hahahah~  no offense, but its funny.
 i had this one friend who was a year younger than me, he'd say
:"stop being so racist la jo!!"
i just stare at him in a sarcastic way and say
:"when i was i racist la? malay boy~"
he just stares and laugh/cry
:"you just proved my point la jo!!!" 

x3, cope with it !

hey? what can i say? entertaining myself is important xD
no offense if u think the racism jokes are too racist for u to handle :P *and i only play this jokes on my open minded friends.*

happy b'day dude :D

so yeah, it's my b'day today. yay :D woke up, went to school. The maid gave me a bento and water and said happy birthday before i headed to school. As you know, it's my b'day, i kinda expected like jam or tuna or anything in the bento.The moment i took a peek at the bento,inside was 3 pieces of plain bread ... O.O ... roti kosong... lol...
    lesson: hope for the best,expect the worst. we do it the malaysian way x)

 so yeah,went to school, bunch of people wishing me :D thanks guys, appreciate it.Though i don't know some of you xD .i have random people coming up saying happy birthday , akward much...
Got a present from a bestie xD , nothing much happened la. went home and slept.

   woke up after some sleep,*i slept for a long time..* ,went to la carretas for dinner, celebratimg b'day mexican style xD with NACHOS!! and HAAGEN DAAZ ICE CREAM CAKE :D
 
   me is so happy :D (malaysian people talk nonsense when they c ice cream )
and yeah..i had beer ... awesome shyt :D

IF U LAZY TO READ THE ABOVE.JUZ READ THIS.
    hi,i'm jo. I'm 16 now. Still acts immature though damn mature in the inside, will continue acting immature to troll people :P

what's the big deal?

 My hair is black,whats the big deal? wait....what's that? it's not black? O.O...
so people have been telling me lately....  OH MY GOSH!!YOUR HAIR COLOR IS SO NAAISE 8D
  and i go
me: O.O... dafuq? it's black.
friend: nooooooooo!! It's so naiiiiise :D
me: ._____. okaaaaaay.....   
friend starts touchy touchy my hair... *irritating D8..*
     till now, i have no friggin' idea what my hair color is,they say it's brown and stuff... =/
so i went home and check, i looked and looked.... my conclusion:i'm colorblind xD
hahahha, but then i tried looking at the side of my hair, gosh...it's.. brown and stuff... xD
  a hint of gold here, some highlights there and under is black and a few strands of white hair...
wait... white hair??? nooooo..... eh? looks kinda cool 8D

  which reminds me , it actually kinda explains why the discipline teacher thought i dyed my hair last year . I think it runs in the family, there was this one time i asked my sister where she dyed her hair, she was like :"i never dyed my hair la~".
me:O.O serious ah?? all this time i thought you dyed your hair >.< ..

other than hair, there was another incident. My cheeks are 365days pink and when i'm tired or hot, the color pink flares up another notch.
  so here it goes, last year i started my first tuition in a new centre, so i arrived late and all the seats were taken. I ended up sitting in the corner, which was friggin' hot, resulting in flaring pink cheeks and face.
So what happened was that the maths teacher was having a rant on students not doing their homework and wanted to check everyones homework. He went one by one and when he finally reached my place, i was telling him about being a new student and blah blah blah and then.. he stopped me.
me:O.O..
him: girl, don't cry la! i know its your first day,i won't blame you wan la.
me:dafuq???
him:aiyo,dont cry la.tengok tu, muka sudah merah .
me: =.= ....*tries to explain that i wasn't crying.. but he doesn't listen..
   well,the teacher stopped checking homeworks after he thought i was crying.lol.some people were saved by me xD. as i got familiar with everybody, they finally get the fact that i wasn't crying xD.
My sister too, has pink cheeks, her teacher asked her to wash her face after PE lesson,so my sister went.My sister went back to class, the teacher was like
 GIRL! WHY YOU DIDN'T WASH UR FACE?
sis:O.O.. wash ady ..
THEN Y U STILL HAVE MAKEUP ON? I CAN SEE THE BLUSHER
sis: its...not makeup...
?? *touches my sis's face.. went O.O ...
hahahahhahahahahahahahahhah~

something to laugh on :D

british english VS manglish

Who says our English is teruk.? Just see below -

Ours is simple, short, concise, straight-to-point, effective etc:

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS

Britons: I’m sorry, Sir, but we don’t seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No Stock.

RETURNING A CALL

Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who page?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY

Britons: Excuse me, I’d like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY

Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians:No-need, lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION

Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?

WHEN ENTERTAINING

Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: Don’t be shy, lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE

Britons: I don’t recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER

Britons: I’d prefer not to do that, if you don’t mind.
Malaysians: Don’t want la…

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION

Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you’re coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians: You mad, ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE

Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice, I’m trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU

Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION

Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die-lah!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED

Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: Wat happen Why like that….

WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG

Britons: This isn’t the way to do it, here let me show you,
Malaysians: like that also don’t know how to do!!!!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY

Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
Malaysians: Celaka u

IN PARLIAMENT, THE QUESTION ON “BOCOR”

Briton: Where is the leak? I shall ask the Works Minister to look into it.
Malaysian: STUPID, STUPID, STUPID question. Where got “bocor” ?